Queen of Wishful Thinking.

Just so you know ladies, there are 2,174,605,518 men aged 15-64 in the world. Now let's just say half of them are married or taken. That's still one billion men that can open the door for you. One billion men that walk on the correct side of the road. One billion men that pick up the check before you realize it's on the table. One billion men who call or text you rather than Facebook you. One billion men that have the potential to follow through.

Call me a snob. Call me a bitch who is never satisfied. I don't care. I think highly of myself &I think we all should. We shouldn't entrust someone with our hearts if they don't even know what consideration is if it smacked them in the face. It's silly to waste precious time on these boys. We're not all perfect &if these boys dwell on these imperfections - they're not worth it. &If they have imperfections that you know you shouldn't be dealing with, let the poor boy go. "The guy that deserves you is the one that thinks he doesn't."

Get Over It.

I love the Lakers. I love watching SportsCenter. I love hiking, snowboarding, running. I like drinking and smoking. I love intellectual debate. I shoot guns for fun. I spew out random science facts. Aaaaaand I'm a woman. Get the fuck over it.

Right Now?

I'm scared as hell for the future.

Quote of the Day.

It doesn’t make sense that the character would wear a bra and care at all about what she looks like when she’s having sex. Sex is meant to feel good, and she wants to feel good. Her life is so s**tty in so many ways. Some people use alcohol, some people use gambling—and some people use sex.
-Emmy Rossum

It All Falls Down.

I finally chose between the two. Once he left, I immediately knew it was a mistake.

Girl Meets Boy.

Girl meets boy. Boy is intriguing. Girl likes boy. Boy likes girl. Girl opens up to boy. Boy tells girl he isn't into anything serious. He's gotten hurt before &would rather not go through all the drama, insisting the same thing will happen. Girl still trusts boy. Boy acts like an asshole, trying to push her away. Girl is in a Catch-22.

How the hell do guys expect girls do be faithful when all they do is act like douchebags? There are two choices for this girl: Stay and get treated like crap by this asshole in time OR leave and make this boy further his dislike and distrust for girls? Guys, we try so hard. But after a while, your games get old.

I didn't plan to like you this much.

Isn't that what alwayssss happens in these modern "relationships." Young adults' fascination with labels - 50% need them and the other 50% are scared as hell of them. What do I think? Ignorance is bliss, but don't think I'm that stupid. What's lacking from "relationships" these days is respect. When did people get so scared of all this?

But then again, maybe I'm not that jaded just yet. &Hey, sorry if you didn't plan to like me this much. Some people just have that effect.

Quote of the Day.

The thing about chicks is you only have to be a fraction as nice to them as you are mean to them to get them to like you again.
-Puck on Glee (S2E6, "Never Been Kissed")

Hope for the Best, Prepare for the Worst.

That's honestly the worst fucking advice ever. It just allows mood swings to occur. You're thinking... "Oh, blah blah is so awesome." Then the next minute... "Wait, but this and this happened. Is blah blah the blah blah I think they are?" Yeah, that's pretty ambiguous, but I have a feeling if you've gone through it, you know exactly how it is. In the moment, you're lost. You are too afraid to let go, but you are too curious to just leave it alone. It's a freakin' Catch 22. So I say, fuck hoping for the best &preparing for the worst. Be a fucking boss. The end.

I'm sorry if all my cursing offended anyone, by the way.

What Do You Get When You Fall in Love?

A GUY WITH A PIN TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE.

Why is it that whenever you let yourself want something, that thing gets taken away from you in a blink of an eye? And when you don't want something anymore, it comes running back to you? Life, right? Fuck that.